See one thing most people don’t know about me is that when I get high I’m always thinking about something it might sound really smart or really dumb but not matter what something pops in to my mind it could but a stroke of genius to a dumb what the hell is this guy talking about comment.
On this particular day I was rolling (For those who don’t know it means I was on ecstasy)
And then a friend of mine Joe came by with some weed so we start smoking and just talking doing the regular thing and then for no reason at all I started thinking about Jamaican drug dealers and this was my story.
For some reason I figure in Jamaica you would always find the best kinds of weed and you know in large quantities and I mean c’mon its fucking Jamaica “Mon”.
So I thought what if say someone calls up and is like hey “Mon” let me get a 30 of that of fire or something like that so no matter what time of the day it was he would get up and weigh it out make sure its hooked up you get what you paid for and that extra.
But I thought what if he would come you know to pick up his stuff and then he would tell that guy “O my bad I only have 25 dollars is that okay?” so the guy would look at him and then say this “WHAT!? YOU MADE ME WEIGH IT OUT THIS IS MY FIRE SHIT I GET UP WEIGH THIS SHIT OUT FOR YOU HOOK THAT SHIT UP AND YOU COME OVER HERE WITH SOME FUCK ASS 25 DOLLARS LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOU GET FOR 30 AND YOUR GIVING ME 25OTHER FUCKING DOLLARS WHAT THE FUCK WRONG WITH YOU MON!” and after that he would pull out a fucking gun or something and shoot the guy in the face.
And people wouldn’t even fucking care it would be like nothing new it would be like fuck that guy most of fuck with that guys weed that’s what he get’s “Mon”.
And of course police would get involved but this what I would imagine they would say in this fantasy world “We have a 1295 some guy fucked with this guys weed and you know mon” and then the dispatcher would respond “ O well just get the bribe like always”.
And here’s the thing when I say bribe I don’t mean money I would imagine they would come up to the drug dealer hold out there hands the dude would already know what’s going down and BAM! Right there on the hand A FAT BAG OF WEED.
Yea… that’s how it’s like in Jamaica…… MON!
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You know I think about the days back in miami (cutler bay area) and I always rembered something that was always shown and talked about to my friend luis.
And that is im a natural born leader most of the time when im hang out with my friends Im the one usually getting a plan finding a smoking spot calling someone to hang out finding bud and you know whatever.
Preety much the only time I probley not the leader is if where with someone who has a car or someone a few years older then me or if not that if im hanging out with my friend oscar me and him I would say share turns being leader he might be the one finding us a place to chill and I might be the one who gets the weed or something like that you know.
But I dont like being know as a leader to much sooner or later people are going to be like WHY DO WE ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH. So I try to step back every once in a while and just wait till someone ask me if I have a plan.
(Yea I realize this is a little random and doesnt have to do with anything but I only have one way to vent my thoughts these days so why not share ^_^ ).
Well this place is slowly driving me nuts and like I said before I have no idea when my breaking point is but im waitng for 4 more months if it takes me that long to get out of orlando before I take any serious action.
Well thats all for right now.
As you can see ill probley be doing more than one blog a day most of the time I dont want to get topics mixed up with other topics and it gets confusing well love you guys maybe ill write another blog later if anyone
Categorized in Random Thoughts
You know I never made a introduction to this really so let me do that now.
My name is … John O or John , John or Raul ^_^ just pick one.
Place of resident – Orlando mother fucking bitch ass florida (ILL BE BACK IN THE 786-305 SOON).
Okay im not going to crazy with the fucking intro shit you will find out about me later on for sure.
Okay before I start this story since ive been here in orlando theres only one place I really go to chill and thats a drive thru convince store Ill get a picture of it soon.
So yea I was hanging out at the convince store today cause I dident want to be home all fucking day watching tv so I got up walked like 30 mintues to the store.
I got there I do what I always do when im there smoke ciggerates , Somke weed from time to time help out here and there and eat snacks.
So today we smoked some regs or to them its ARIZONA REGINAS! XD!.
Yea so we smoked some arizon reginas (for those who doesnt know regs is like low grade weed but hey fuck it , it gets you high).
Okay and after we start talking you know what most high people do when there not watching TV or doing something else.
But yea we were talking about a gang in this area (Orlando, FL Pine hills area)
and there called the B.B BOYS (and dont ask me what it stands for cause I honestly dont know use your imagination)
So according to them the B.B BOYS sell nickel bags you know small time drug dealers ( Or as they call them “Dope Boys” ).
But thats not the intresting part the intresting part is there language there little gang language I guess EX: SWOOooOOP! or SKEIEIE! (Sorry I obviously cant pronounce on paper but you know thats why we have IMAGINATION!).
and I dont know if it cause I was high or just cause maybe it was funny but I started laughing my ass off I rember sometimes they would be THAT NIGGA AINT SAY AYEEiEE XD!.
Yea and then they were also telling me about one of them in the gang they call him azel or some shit like that.
And he would come up and they were saying (Just for the story could be a little more involved when I say “They” Im talking about the people work there Rich boy , Abe aka Ace , Mike , Sergio “leroy” … I forget his last name o well.)
alright anyway this guy azel would ask for a free blunt or dutch whatever you want to call it.
And they were saying never ever give him a free blunt cause he will come back the next day and whoever gave him a free blunt from last time this what he would say “I KNOW YOU GOT ME ON THAT BLUNT RIGHT CMON DAWG , DAWG! whole time talking out of the car window and pointing at whoever he is talking about.
It was hilarious the way they were describing it.
I have yet to see it in person but if I hang out there long enough ill see it.
Categorized in Days of my life
Today I went to fucking grocery store with my dad.
Not really intresting is it but there is something kinda intresting at least to me it is.
Ive noticed in this house when you buy grocerys you dont keep it in the fridge no no. see whatever is yours preety much whatever you picked out from the store is yours and only yours. You go to the grocery store you get what you want and you keep it in your fucking room which I find kinda intresting its funny how it works but thats just one of the many difference’s I found living here this place is driving me crazy by the second I dont know how much longer I can stand for this but lets see what my breaking point is. But thats it for today I wish it could be longer but I am getting kicked outta of here on a later time Ill find time to write more.
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