4/14/08: Jamaican Drug Dealers

See one thing most people don’t know about me is that when I get high I’m always thinking about something it might sound really smart or really dumb but not matter what something pops in to my mind it could but a stroke of genius to a dumb what the hell is this guy talking about comment.

On this particular day I was rolling (For those who don’t know it means I was on ecstasy)

And then a friend of mine Joe came by with some weed so we start smoking and just talking doing the regular thing and then for no reason at all I started thinking about Jamaican drug dealers and this was my story.

For some reason I figure in Jamaica you would always find the best kinds of weed and you know in large quantities and I mean c’mon its fucking Jamaica “Mon”.

So I thought what if say someone calls up and is like hey “Mon” let me get a 30 of that of fire or something like that so no matter what time of the day it was he would get up and weigh it out make sure its hooked up you get what you paid for and that extra.

But I thought what if he would come you know to pick up his stuff and then he would tell that guy “O my bad I only have 25 dollars is that okay?” so the guy would look at him and then say this “WHAT!? YOU MADE ME WEIGH IT OUT THIS IS MY FIRE SHIT I GET UP WEIGH THIS SHIT OUT FOR YOU HOOK THAT SHIT UP AND YOU COME OVER HERE WITH SOME FUCK ASS 25 DOLLARS LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOU GET FOR 30 AND YOUR GIVING ME 25OTHER FUCKING DOLLARS WHAT THE FUCK WRONG WITH YOU MON!” and after that he would pull out a fucking gun or something and shoot the guy in the face.

And people wouldn’t even fucking care it would be like nothing new it would be like fuck that guy most of fuck with that guys weed that’s what he get’s “Mon”.

And of course police would get involved but this what I would imagine they would say in this fantasy world “We have a 1295 some guy fucked with this guys weed and you know mon” and then the dispatcher would respond “ O well just get the bribe like always”.

And here’s the thing when I say bribe I don’t mean money I would imagine they would come up to the drug dealer hold out there hands the dude would already know what’s going down and BAM! Right there on the hand A FAT BAG OF WEED.

Yea… that’s how it’s like in Jamaica…… MON!